Well, I got one of those new Switch 2s that came out. Lemme do a quick rundown of how it went yesterday. First, I went to GameStop around 2:30, and this is what the line looked like. I was in line for 2 1/2 hours, and most of that was because everybody was trading in stuff that day.

Then when I got there, they gave me a ticket for as proof of purchase. That way I could come back and pick it up when they were ready at 10:00. And so I did, with the Mario Kart Bundle (which I didn’t think I’d get, but they had more of those than regular ones). They had a release party, but I was too tired to go to the whole thing.

And now that I have it, I can say it was worth the trouble. Feels good, runs even better, and is just the upgrade that the Switch needed. I hope you can get your own sometime soon, but you better manage your mortgage first.